|The concept for the Mad
Viper Web Portal began as a small website dedicated to
my position within Rogue Squadron, a unit within the
Star Gate Command (SGC).
After that it gradually grew until I
was designing multiple websites.
It then evolved into what you see
now. My personal web design business and a site
for me -and any customers- to keep track of all my
MadViper Web Design's current projects
can be found detailed in the right-center column on the
Please feel free to visit these sites
and admire our handiwork. Many frustrating hours
have been put into these sites, and any compliments
would just boost the ego of our designers through the
Also, any smart ass comments you wish
to send us will also be accepted since we are now
collecting all the stupid complaints and moronic insults
toward the greatness that is our designing abilities.
Any persons wishing to participate in
the aforementioned complaints program will receive a
rather lengthy and detailed report on their ancestry and
Also, former site designs are not
tossed out with the weekly garbage, but kept and stored
in our site archive section.
So far we only have
four old designs,
due to the fact that I recently backed up my hard drive
and wiped out any useless or extra
information/documents/programs/whatever I had.
Viper's Office is the
precursor to the greatness that is this wonderfully
Thank you for taking the time to read
this little rant, I'll be sure to mail you some sort of
certificate since this was a complete waste of the 10
minutes it took me to come up with it.
And yes, I am aware that this started
off as a perfectly normal About... page and quickly
degenerated into the total crap it is now.